Alarming Wake-up
What a beautiful morning. The temperature hovers around -5°C, the air is crisp. I walk past the car and notice the frost on the windshield. Keep in mind were talking 6:40am. Open the door, sit down on the seat. OWWWWWCH!! Holy Crap!! What the heck is that? I reach into my coat pocket and realise the object of pain. Tickets!! Tickets to the World Waterpark at WEM (West Edmonton Mall) that our company provides as a Children's Christmas Party. Great time...1800+ people. I just hope my right nipple heals before the party on December 1st.
11 comments:
Did you forget they were there? Did someone sneak them into your pocket? I'm so confused. And were you naked under the coat that you almost lost a nipple? What kind of pervert are you, anyway? Who goes outdoors in that cold half naked? Canadians. I tell ya :)
Poor nipple. I guess it could be worse...it could have broken right off in the cold. Trying explaining THAT at the pool.
You know, I was just doing my work and into my mind popped, "Sirdar is going to get sick with that many kids at one water park!!"
I think you shouldn't go. I'm having visions of a blog post, "I'm sick... stupid Christmas party" :)
NV: I put them in my pocket the day before. We don't wear shirts up here until it gets too cold. -5°C is still Speedo weather. :-)
Joy: Fortunately it isn't that cold yet. So you are right...it could have been -20°C. Then it could have been serious.
Nipples are a waste anyways, ha,ha..
Glad you didn't break the tickets..
Happy: You are right when it comes to males. I mean, what good are they on us? Unless there is something happening in the future that will cause us to need them.
HAHAHA! What, Sirdar, you want us women to believe you men are Evolving? *E*volving? Oh, RHIGHT!!
Eh. No.
OMG, now I understand the whole nipple thing. I thought you were kidding. I will never doubt you again, I promise buddy...
Not to worry NV and Blu. The nipple is fine. There was no blood and it doesn't hurt anymore. I will be going to the Waterpark with no fear of having to wear a bandage over the nipple.
Blu: You doubted me? I'm crushed!! :-)
the water park is fun, especially in the winter...
Hey man, glad you're not an amputee. Perhaps some protective gear should be considered for that -40°C when protruding parts are a bit more brittle.
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