Have To Love Small Town Reporters Part 2

This is an excerpt from the Stony Plain Reporter/Grove Examiner.
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The following is a digest of activity reported by the Spruce Grove RCMP detachment during the last week:

Concerned residents reported three suspicious persons. Mischievous persons were behind the five mischief complaints reported in Spruce Grove. Drunk people were behind the three disturbing the peace calls.

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I know I am making fun of the reporting in the paper but note that Spruce Grove is a city of approximately 19,000+ people. It really is a great place to live.